60 GOLDEN DAYS
or How Donald Trump Won The Nobel Peace Prize 2027
Executive Order One.
Fix Haiti. Make it a place exiles would feel safe returning to.
Executive Order Two.
Deliver as many Patriot Missiles as it takes to keep Ukraine warm this Winter.
Executive Order Three.
Deliver to Sudan all the aid stolen by Musk. With double-fig interest.
Executive Order Four
End the genocide in Gaza. Decriminalise aid deliveries.
None of these edicts met serious opposition in the new Congress.
And the Nobel Committee had no choice.
Trump’s name went into the History books with a smidgeon of Honour..
